After seeing my astonishing dance performance, which is a skill I developed through training in rhythm games, I was purchased by a ristae shop. However, while waiting for my turn to perform at the festival, I realized something. I am an ex-dirty, scrawny, four-eyed virgin who has never once received attention from large groups of people before…. But it doesn’t matter. Jess is wearing a maid outfit and is cheering me on. Dance for your Oshi, Pig!